Friday, 15 May 2015

Illuminati <3

Heyyyyyy :-)

A few days ago I was playing fruit slice/fruit ninja and I got a rlly scary number: 666.

For those who don't know, 666 is supposed to be the number of the devil... Creepy much!

I attached the screenshot so u guys can see what I had to go through *sobs* XD
People say it's a coincidence but I think not.

Cielle <3

P.S. Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year and it's still printing.
XD so funny :D

Thursday, 14 May 2015

Boxes? <3

Hi guys :-)

In the last few days at skool, i've been asking everyone a rlly funny and dumb and weird question...

IS YOUR MUM A BOX???

I've got a few responses from ppl that i've asked XD

1: What? Boxes can't reproduce! - Daniel
2: No. - Joe, Lucy
3: Uhhhh...*surprised look on face* - Tiegan, Nia, Chloe and most others
4: Why the **** are u asking ppl if their mums are boxes?!?! - Dylan
5: Yes, my mum's a box. - Kira
6: *laughs* Omg, cielle, that's so wrong!     - Becca

If you'd like to copy moi and ask this kool question, post ppls responses in the comments :-)

Cielle <3

P.S. Yo mama so fat, when she fell in the ocean, spain claimed her as a new country.
XD so funny :D

Vlog pronunciation <3

Hi so recently my friend lucy made a youtube vid on how to pronounce vlog.

It can be pronounced in the following ways:
1: vlog - just how it's spelt
2: vee-log
3: vee-loj-ee

I personally say it the third way but lucy argues it's said the first way XD

Comment ur thoughts and if there are any other pronunciations tell me XD Her channel is Lucy Megan

Enjoy ur life ppl :-)

Cielle <3

P.S Yo mama so hairy, when she went to a nudist beach they thought she was wearing a fur coat.
XD so funny :D

Monday, 11 May 2015

My factfile <3

Heyy, it's me :-) imma do a factfile

Name: cielle noel
Nickname: cece
Age: 11-18
Birthday: 24th july
Size: i'm rlly small XD
Country: england
Relationship status: single pringle
Hobbies: drawing, swimming, horse riding, designing clothes
Personality: girly
Best character trait: friendly
Worst character trait: pessimistic
Pet peeve: things not being in the shop when I want them XD
Dream job: fashion designer/stylist/makeup artist
Best holiday: cancún, mexico in 2013
:-) I swam with dolphins omg XD

Favourites
Food: pancakes
Dessert: cheesecake
Drink: sorrel/mango juice
Fruit: raspberry
Vegetable: sweetcorn
Country: america
Film: mean girls
Disney film: frozen
Book: split by a kiss/sweet honey
Word: bae
Sport: swimming
Subject: textiles/art
Singer: meghan trainor/taylor swift/ariana grande/iggy azalea
Colour: pink
Animal: unicorn/horse/dolphin
Meme: that's what she said/grumpy cat
Joke: yo mama so...
Website: polyvore.com/pinterest.com/buzzfeed.com/moviestarplanet.com

Usernames

Polyvore: girlygirlbae2407
Pinterest: heavenscentbae2407
Moviestarplanet: skyethestar2407

If u read all of this, ty :-)

Cielle <3

P.S. Yo mama so fat, she ate the punchline to this joke.
XD so funny :D

Sunday, 10 May 2015

About meee <3

Heyy, this is my blog and imma share some stuffs about my life.

Sooo...yeah. I'm cielle, i'm aged between 11 and 18, and I live in england. And i'm a girl. (hopefully obvious XD)

I'll probably make posts every day or every other day, depending on how i'm feeling. Every time I post, there's gonna be a joke for ur enjoyment :-)

If u want u can follow me on google+ or message me on hangouts, it's invites only so I can choose who I wanna speak to.

Enjoy this blog, and enjoy ur life.

Cielle <3

P.S. Yo mama so poor, when she went out with one shoe and people asked if she lost one, she said, 'no, I found one.'
XD so funny :D